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The Screaming Squirrel from Like a Kitten is a cute and affordable dual stimulation toy that is perfect for both solo and partner play. I would highly recommend this product because it is such a great addition to any toy collection, as it adds a spark of color, novelty, and cum worthiness to your life. Go get your nut on you little cum goblin.

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The Screaming O Cuties Winny packs a punch. Tiny vibes are always hit or miss, but Screaming O Cuties hit the mark. They seemingly took a full-size wand and shrunk it down to 3 inches. Complete with 10 vibration options, the Winny is everything you could ask for from a wand, all in a convenient and adorable package. The battery is rechargeable and has a runtime of 120 minutes, which is easily as long, if not longer than, that of most regular-sized toys. I’ve tried several small vibrators and mini wands, but I've never seen such a long battery life, a waterproof rating, and such powerful speed and patterns as the Winny Wand. There are a few small, technical issues with the wand. However, the wand is a satisfying toy overall. As vibrators become more and more commonplace, it’s important to have a functional vibrator that travels easily. Toys like the Winny encourage women’s pleasure, allowing them to bring a vibrator to their partners’ house, on a trip, or to stow in their purse before a big date.

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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Bear with me for a moment, I know this statement is going to be a bit weird, but it's the most accurate description I feel I could use at the moment. The Motorbunny G2G brought an orgasm and fantasy on that was a culmination of all of the hottest, flirty, fun, juvenile dry hump sessions I've ever experienced. I'm honestly a bit upset I didn't have someone around to nibble, tease, and play with while I tested it, but I came away blushing, gushing and feeling like I did anyway. Combine that with the fact that I can also sit around and play classic games, you have one hell of a happy camper! That aside, the Motorbunny G2G has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to interact with it (itself, an app, and the Playmate adapter), an IPX7 rating, and comes with 3 different colored magnets to customize its look. The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. Just know, if you're into a little bump and grind type of session, this is definitely a good toy for it!

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So here’s the rundown: the Erena Extra is a collab toy between Tamatoys and Erena—some kind of VTuber chick who calls herself a “retired succubus.” And listen… if this thing is what retirement looks like, then she must’ve been sucking souls straight outta nutsacks during her prime. I don’t know much about her lore or her streams, but what I do know is this sleeve is slutty. Not “elegant courtesan” slutty—gremlin energy, gutter-dwelling, back-alley throat goat slutty. It’s fat, squishy, and unapologetically loose in a way that makes you feel like you just stuck your cock in a cursed relic from some demon shrine. And I mean that in the best possible way. The tunnel’s chaos incarnate. It’s got these weird shifts in tightness, sloppy ridges, suction pockets—it’s like the toy was built by someone possessed mid-design. You lube up, slide in, and it’s instant spiritual warfare on your dick. She doesn’t just take you—she consumes you, like she’s trying to drag your soul down into her post-retirement succubus void. She ain’t realistic. She ain’t refined. But if you want a toy that makes you feel like you’re about to be locked in a forbidden summoning circle mid-nut, this is it. For around 50 bucks, you’re getting unholy value and a one-way ticket to the horny afterlife. One session with Erena and you’ll be screaming her name like a tier 3 simp…and honestly? She deserves it.

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This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.

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8/10, have been doing again and again. While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality. I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later. The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.

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I got a great deal of enjoyment out of the MainSqueeze Cindy Starfall toy from Doc Johnson. This manual stroker provides a superb feel and offers great stimulation to the sides of your shaft and head thanks to the molding of the inner ridges and chambers offering a tight and enjoyable session. This toy is a part of a collection offered by Doc Johnson that feature a plastic panel that allows you to exert additional pressure on the sleeve, and while in theory that sounds great I found myself hardly using it. I also found that as I used the stroker at certain angles the plastic panel would rub against the case and make noise. It’s a gimmick that I honestly could’ve cared less for and feel brings down the overall experience just a bit. Overall, It is an amazing toy that I would definitely recommend, with my only gripe being the “squeeze” feature.

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You like asian girls? I do. The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is, like, one of those fancy high-end sleeves based on a real-life porn star. Pretty cool, I guess. It’s got a textured interior, a hard-shell case, and this twisty airtight cap that lets you mess with the suction. There’s also a squeeze plate on the side so you can, you know, add or decrease pressure. And it comes apart for cleaning, which is nice because nobody wants to deal with tedious chores. Let’s be honest, this is probably the closest any of us are getting to hooking up with a porn star. So, whatever. Might as well go for it. It’s soft, well-made, and does what it’s supposed to.

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The Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie sex toy by Doc Johnson is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to those looking for head stimulation! Fans of the pornstar will appreciate this toy and its quality. This is a great manual masturbator and I can definitely see myself coming back to it! The orifice is amazing and will please anyone who needs a lot of visual input. However, the squeeze function leaves a lot to be desired and only drags down an otherwise amazing product.

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Who wouldn't want to get up close and personal with a beautiful Chinese porn star? The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is a male masturbator rendered in that high-end line of jerk-off sleeves based on the pussy proportions of a famous adult star. With a textured interior, set in a hard-shell case, an oh-so-twistable airtight cap that adds wonderfully to the unit's suction, a side 'squeeze plate' feature so the user can add or decrease pressure as he sees fit, and the ability to disassemble for a quick clean up, you get a lot for the price of this toy. Co-starring with Lulu has never been better. And let's face it, this is as close as any of us is ever likely to get to fucking a porn star. Why not have at it with this well-made, soft and welcoming life-like vagina sleeve.

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Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

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A great stroker with nice stimulation throughout the different chambers, soft TPE, and a squeeze plate function if you need just a little extra sensation.

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The Mainsqueeze Lulu Chu by Doc Johnson is a damn fine piece of sex toy craftsmanship. I’m sure plenty of you know of her work, and if you’re reading this, you’re probably already a fan thinking about giving it a shot. Well, let me set your mind straight, brother, this sleeve’s got the looks, the feel, and the texture to make you feel like you’re right there with her, no bull.

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The Main Squeeze: Bridgette B is a high quality stroker that wont let you down. From the lifelike orifice molded directly from Bridgette B’s anatomy to the intense internal textures, this toy is built for those who want a stimulating, immersive experience. It feels premium in hand, and offers deep, varied sensations with each stroke. While the squeeze plate didn’t wow me, the sleeve’s texture more than makes up for it. This is a toy is about surrendering to sensation and star power of Bridgette B. Whether you're a fan or a stroker enthusiast, this one earns its place on the shelf.

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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